3 simple grammar rules in online game

March 17th, 2008 | by tk2 |

In Malaysia’s online game scenario, grammar is not important. As long as you can communicate with your allies and and they can understand your message, it’s enough. However there are some rules that must be followed.

1)The HE Rule
This rule states that he/his/him/she/her can be simply expressed by ‘he’. Since you can’t distinguish player’s gender in game and the girls percentage is totally small, ’she’ and ‘her’ can be ignored.

Example:
See his items.
see he item

2)The Root Rule
This rule states that any verb must be a root word. No (simple)past(participle)(progressive) tense exist in game.

Example:
He killed me when I was chatting.
he kill me when i chat

3)The -ing Rule
This rule states that ANY noun can be turned to a gerund by adding ‘ing’.

Example:
To kill Roshan->Roshaning
To kill stealing->KSing

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  1. 5 Responses to “3 simple grammar rules in online game”

  2. By Khairil on Mar 18, 2008 | Reply

    The example: to kill stealing is not consistent with the rule. shouldnt it be stealinging?

  3. By tk2 on Mar 18, 2008 | Reply

    much better
    :p

  4. By titan on Mar 20, 2008 | Reply

    hoho..how you know about that huh..

  5. By tk2 on Mar 21, 2008 | Reply

    dota online,2 hours per day

  6. By frozr on Mar 21, 2008 | Reply

    short word > zomg , lol, rofl, noob, ks

    haha

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