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It sucks being a noob

I don’t want to write much, just a short speech.
Yesterday I noticed that there was a new PM in my inbox, coming straight from WC admin. The content reads as follow:

Salam…
Merujuk kepada topik http://www.wangcyber.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3795 , saya telah membuat semakan no ip dan didapati hanya anda seorang sahaja yang digunakan menggunakan no ip tersebut mengakses wangcyber.
Oleh itu, saya berharap anda dapat bersikap “gentleman” dan memohon maaf secara terbuka atas kesalahan anda.
Jika tidak, saya terpaksa mengumumkan nick anda agar tidak ada lagi ahli-ahli WC yang lain tertipu dengan muslihat anda.
Maklumbalas serta penjelasan dari anda amat saya hargai.
terima kasih.

P.s:- Mengaku kesilapan itu adalah lebih mulia daripada terus menerus membuat muslihat dan menyalahkan orang lain yang akhirnya hanya akan memusnahkan lagi kehidupan anda.
Saya cadangkan anda mohon maaf sahaja & sedia menerima hukuman sama ada membayar kerugian atau sebagainya daripada anda terus fikir untuk membuat kejahatan yang lain seperti.. menghack WC & membunuh saya kerana mengetahui rahsia anda.
Saya minta maaf, sekarang, bukan saya seorang sahaja yang tahu.. sudah ada beberapa orang lain yang tahu, jika anda bunuh saya atau pun menghack dan menjahanamkan web WC, org lain yang tahu akan menghebahkannya dalam blog mereka.. so apa anda nak buat?. hack blog mereka dan bunuh mereka pula?..
Insaflah.. ia hanya akan memburukan lagi keadaan dan mendorong anda melakukan kejahatan demi kejahatan..
Mengaku kesilapan diri, mohon maaf, dan terima hukuman seadanya…. itu adalah lebih mudah dan lebih mulia.
sekian, wassalam..

OMG I’ve been accused for swindling? WTF? It took me a few minutes to image the whole story in my mind. So roughly the story goes something like this

Once upon a time there lives Mr.Fark, a poor and misery guy. One day, he was hungry and he tried to deceive Smartusaha, a local shopkeeper for free products, but he’s farking dumb and trapped in his own web. He ran away without any trace. He was lucky that Smartusaha didn’t know his real identity. Smartusaha, being a nice guy, discussed about his experience in a coffee house. His pals also shared their experience. Then came Vibe Venom, he claimed that he found the holy trace of Mr.Fark. The trace is decoded in an ancient word, also known as IP address. As everyone became excited, some yelled, “Bring the Holy Trace to the Elder Shuth!”.

Shuth is the elder of the village and owned a crystal ball that never tells lies. He grabbed the Holy Trace and rubbed it to his crystal ball. The crystal ball started to emerge an image.” I know who thou are!”, he shouted with anger. For some unknown purpose, Elder Shuth only tells about the swindler’s identity to his close friends. But as time goes by, no one can stop the gossip breeze.

The villagers turned havoc and they couldn’t wait to catch the swindler. Mr.Fark shivered in fears. Again, he was lucky because the villagers got the wrong person, a little kid named tk2 who live far in southern of the village. Many villagers hate him because of his curiosity in asking questions. Poor tk2. He was brought to the Elder Shuth’s house and forced to confess the crime that he didn’t do. At that time, Mr.Fark ran away to another village with laugh.

“I’m not guilty!” tk2 expressed his anger. Again, Elder Shuth showed his crystal ball.

“We got the wrong guy. His IP doesn’t match.” someone shouted. Elder Shuth remained silent. The only thing he can say was,

“Sorry”

***

I’ve been humiliated for about 4 days for the crime that I didn’t do. Plus, I didn’t know about that until yesterday.How do you feel when someone teased your parents? Didn’t your parents taught you not to b1tch other’s parents? Come on la. I don’t play fark with you guys asal nak cari gaduh plak. Think you’re good enough? I dont farking care you want to sell your crap ebooks or minyak lintah coz I don’t even have interest in reading or stealing them but please don’t play fark with me. Now after Shuth proved his noobness, you all ran away with your balls shrinking in pants. WTF?Is it fun to flame people and run away? It’s like rap1ng a 5 years old kid (tiny goat) and left it in the bushes. Where’s your farking ethics dude? This is my examination week and you guys just made me angry. Fear for vengeance, bunch of sh1t!

Again, I’m in a bad mood. I hate writing bad thing in my blog (this is the first time I guess) but you guys just taught me the meaning of wrath.

P/S Grammar corrections are welcomed. I’m not a hacker nor a murderer.Thanks to Shuth for making this thing clear and thanks again for other forumers that supported me. BTW here’s a good tutorial about IP address made by Chanchan. :p

For shame, for flame, for lamers.

aku:dah check blog dia.. ada adsense gak.. saja bikin gempaq sini jer…
>>I asked the question to know truth. Yes, I’m running Adsense in my blog but at least there’s no adsense blood running in my veins as I don’t even bite a nibble of it yet. Forum is made to ask question not to be spammed. So WTF do you expect?

batagolek:kita tengok lah ‘guru’ yang hebat tahap Gaban tu buat pendedahan
>>Wow. He’s super genius. It took me 18 years to realised that 25 equals to 254.

shuth:ingatkan dia ini seorang yang amat-amat menjaga soal halal & haram.. tapi tak sangka pula sanggup menipu untuk mendapatkan ebook2 secara haram
>>I’m not that demn poor.

shuth:Saya tidak akan mendenahkan nick name “penipoo” itu kepada umum. It just not my style untuk meng”aib”kan orang lain walaupun orang tu bersalah.
>>So your style is humiliating the innocent. Minus 1 point for the typo.

efun:hehe.. lek mybee. ingat plan kite. kalau die tak ngaku, kita siarkan pic die kat cni k??
>>I wonder where you got that pic. Are sure it’s my pic? I hope you don’t make the same silly mistake again. BTW I owe you something.Thanks.

mysticmind: tak taoooo laa aku sape.
>>I guess it is a sarcastic statement. Your avatar fits you, hornless devil.

smartusaha:Manusia itu ialah _ _ _ _ _ _ _
>>~Wheel of fortune~.Try ma chi ga t te ma su.

lynn:penat kandung awak tu 9 bulan
>>I was a premature baby :-/

Fark to Mr.Fark and all forum flamers. I’m thinking of crushing your bodies to pieces, burn and turn them to ashes,and feed any hungry stray cats in my backyard. Note to Mr.Fark, go cut your tiny c**k and sell it to cigarette dealer.